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Dragon Lady
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A girl wearing school skirts, her legs apart, it is unsightly, male teacher saw and his body have a little reaction, on the very tips of the reminder: "The students,I would love you to put your book together, " immediately after the female students aware of their hearing And embarrassment, and return the teacher say "Teacher, you can put your pen down too, " the teacher immediately to blush, the class was over, that girl continue to take liberties with the teacher: "Teacher. Do you want to use your pen to write Diary in my book ?

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Okay, rowwor... See what you're starting?

"Old Timers"

The husband leans over and asks his wife,"Do you remember the first time we had
sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you
leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it
for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having
a chuckle to himself, he thinks, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex
against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.

So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks..Finally,they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence..

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..Then suddenly they erupt
into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen..

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally,they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed.He thinks he has learned something about life and old
age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing,
I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,"Fifty years ago that wasn't
an electric fence.??"

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